1. doitsu-veil-brides:

    setbabiesonfire:

    brand-n3w:

    dyingoutsideandin:

    mangaka-soldier:

    moffats-army:

    50 Shades of Grain

    Porn Flakes

    Special D

    Rice Frisky

    Captain munch

    Cheery Hoes

    Mini dicks

    (Source: thewhatever)

     

  2. The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

    marlicouriersix:

    swing-in-the-sky:

    demi-naynay-gomez:

    thebeablefish:

    maryyulz:

    We already lived in two different millenniums

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    We already lived in two different ages

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    We already lived in 3 different decades

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    We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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    And we passed through: 12/12/12

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    We watched the “End of the World”

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    And all that before turning 18!

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    you made my life sound so exciting

    And we spent most of it on the internet

    Yep

    (Source: your-generation, via doitsu-veil-brides)

     

  3. daft-as-punk:

    hamine2:

    abrahamsdaughter-raisedherbow:

    awfulbanter:

    mockingjay was a great book 

    everyone had a good time

    prim had a blast 

    fun for the whole family 

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    prim had a blast

    Omfg

    (via doitsu-veil-brides)

     

  4. pinesollux:

    when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

    (Source: square-enix, via doitsu-veil-brides)

     

  5. andrewpauldost:

    what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

    (Source: grossr5, via doitsu-veil-brides)

     
  6. wannajoke:

    It sounded differently in my head

     
  7. my-funny-pics:

    My Funny Pictures #NewPost [1]

     
  8. scificity:

    My in laws wanted a photo of my new shirt they hit me… I thought I’d add to it.

    http://scificity.tumblr.com

     
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  10. my-funny-pics:

    My Funny Pictures #NewPost [1]